April 20, 2012

words of advice

NEVER ever eat leftovers that one can't remember
what day it was made


if something tastes, looks, and smells good
until halfway through eating it when it suddenly ISN'T any of the above anymore


the dogs won't eat the scraps off your plate

don't say I didn't warn you

this post is brought to you by 4 day old chicken parmigiana food poisoning :-(

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"O Lord, you are my God; I will exalt you and praise your name, for in perfect faithfulness you have done marvelous things, things planned long ago." Isaiah 25:1

"Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?" -Matthew 6:27

"So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand." Isaiah 41:10

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