never argue with women

This is an email from my inbox this week...just had to share the giggles One morning, after her husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap, his wife decides to go out on their boat... Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, and after she motors out a short distance, she anchors, and reads her book. A short while later along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "For reading a book," she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again, "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment.   For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL:    Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.